(20:24:40) veepar: cum traduci knowledge in afara de "cunoastere" ? (20:25:03) Skee: dunno (20:25:09) veepar: fufu (20:25:16) Skee: no, that ain't it ¶ (20:26:06) veepar: hahaha (20:26:12) veepar: urule (20:27:43) Skee: "urule"?! (20:27:53) Skee: vroiai sa zici durule? (20:27:55) Skee: sau curule? (20:28:00) veepar: :p (20:28:02) veepar: doar ca u rule (20:28:05) veepar: dar ma rog (20:28:13) veepar: daca te simti cu musca pe caciula (20:28:21) veepar: Mr "cur dur" ¶ (21:33:27) Skee: say happy birthday, f00 (21:34:24) veepar: omg (21:34:26) veepar: I forgot (21:34:28) veepar: OMG (21:34:32) Skee: mofo (21:34:33) veepar: LA MULTI ANI SKEE !!! (21:34:53) Skee: yeah thanx (21:35:02) Skee: (21:19:22) The topic for #price.ro is: La Multi Ani, SKEE ! (21:35:12) Skee: crezi ca gasesti si tu ceva mai original? ¶ (21:53:40) veepar: I'm sad (21:53:45) veepar: why did he die ??? (21:54:27) Skee: hu? (21:55:06) veepar: character in fullmetal alchemist (21:55:16) Skee: da-l draq (21:55:22) Skee: SA MOARA, tu-i curu ma-sii (21:55:43) veepar: but he had a wife and 4 year old daughter !! (21:55:46) veepar: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ! (21:55:49) veepar: ;( (21:55:55) veepar: :(( (21:55:55) Skee: can i have the wife? (21:56:01) veepar: yes (21:56:03) Skee: you're the pedo, you can have the daughter ¶ (23:08:05) veepar: belerophon (23:08:07) veepar: nice name (23:08:12) Skee: :) (23:08:14) veepar: greek mythology (23:08:24) Skee: you mean geek mythology (23:08:44) Skee: LOL (23:08:48) Skee: ANAL BOOB FUCKED :D (23:08:52) veepar: sortof (23:08:56) veepar: who ? (23:09:01) Skee: er (23:09:03) Skee: wrong window :D (23:09:46) veepar: what boob did you anally fuck ? ¶ (23:22:18) Skee: so how's gay practice going now, with hand unable to do it's share of fisting? (23:22:29) veepar: well (23:22:34) veepar: teh laba is not doing well (23:22:47) veepar: teh martial arts either (23:23:07) Skee: teh labâ? as in, NO WANK?! (23:23:22) veepar: as in that's right (23:23:37) Skee: well that's one way to break an addiction ¶ (23:53:31) Skee: sunt in al 21lea an de viata (23:53:33) Skee: KILL ME NOW (23:53:41) Skee: WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME (23:53:52) Skee: BEFORE I BECOME ... MATURE & RESPONSIBLE (23:54:26) veepar: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAa (23:54:33) veepar: *choking sound* (23:54:36) veepar: *gasp* ¶ (00:02:24) veepar: you "joyful" "JOYFUL" man ¶ (19:13:16) Skee: esti ca Laura, daca o mai stii (19:13:22) veepar: talk about grumpy OLD person (19:13:30) Skee: "aa mircea ai vazut ce a facut pulău ieri la big bradâr?" (19:13:37) Skee: "nu, nu ma uit la big bradâr" (19:13:47) veepar: oh cmon (19:14:01) veepar: ma jignesti cu asemenea comparatii bigbrotheristice (19:14:05) Skee: "cum nu te uiti la big bradâr? sa te uiti azi ca face (19:14:12) Skee: [...] (19:14:40) Skee: "LASA-MA DRACU-N PACE LAURA, NU-MI PLACE BIG BRADAR, NU MA UIT LA BIG BRADAR SI DACA MAI ZICI CEVA DE BIG BRADAR TE PLEZNESC" (19:15:02) veepar: "oh mircea...plezneste-ma...aaaaah...daaaaaa" ¶ (19:37:03) Skee: mm nice pun (19:37:14) Skee: deep inside, she loves me. but would she love me deep inside? ¶ (21:12:37) Skee: pai... si tu esti pe modem (21:12:42) Skee: cable modem, but still (21:12:43) veepar: CABLE modem (21:13:02) veepar: yea..it's like an elephant and a PINK elephant (21:13:38) Skee: your modem is a pink elephant? i-ai mufat trompa cu mufa CATV si coada cu RJ45? (21:13:45) Skee: sau... alta extremitate? ¶ (21:28:45) Skee: m00! (21:29:25) veepar: male m00 (21:29:34) veepar: (you sounded like a cow) ¶ (21:40:55) Skee: aa (21:41:02) Skee: stii reclama aia la nu-stiu-ce masina (21:41:11) veepar: categoric ¶ (21:43:43) Skee: ba ma duc sa ma cac, lasa-ma cu discutia si accepta transferu (21:43:51) Skee: bbl (21:50:38) Skee: asa (21:50:41) Skee: so, no joy? sux (21:51:04) veepar: wha (21:51:06) veepar: joy joy (21:51:08) veepar: you shat (21:51:12) veepar: wee (21:51:21) Skee: adica n-a mers dcc-u, assclown (21:52:34) Skee: right, doesn't work, fuck off (21:52:48) veepar: FUCK! (21:53:00) veepar: say off (21:53:11) Skee: er.. (21:53:13) Skee: umm... (21:53:14) Skee: LINE! ¶ (21:27:00) Skee: ce-mi place sa omor procese cu segv :D ¶ (21:29:00) Skee: oricum a aparut mdk 10.1 (21:29:02) Skee: so get that (21:29:06) veepar: care e diferenta (21:29:12) Skee: pai, 0.1 ¶ (23:02:48) Skee: you're a fecal masturbator, now sit down and stfu (23:03:05) veepar: wow (23:03:09) veepar: that was deep man (23:03:11) veepar: ASS-deep (23:04:04) Skee: might i just add ..."sit down and stfu... unless your ass is still sore, in which case feel free to stand... on your knees, bitch" (23:04:31) veepar: oh...you're a sado-maso too (23:04:46) Skee: just sado :D (23:04:50) veepar: "if your ass is sore..do it doggie style" ¶ (15:05:16) Skee: ffs esti mai lenes ca mine, unbelievable :D ¶ (15:06:58) Skee: i just can't leave the house (15:07:10) veepar: why ? (15:07:16) veepar: rainophobia ? (15:07:19) veepar: waterophobia ? (15:07:24) veepar: outsideophobia ? (15:07:33) Skee: getting out of chair-o-phobia ¶ (15:34:11) veepar: ai vreun win instalat ? (15:34:15) Skee: nu (15:34:18) veepar: ... (15:34:22) veepar: atunci cum pm joci vice ? (15:34:24) veepar: in wine ? (15:34:32) Skee: cedega (15:34:41) veepar: si atunci CUM PM IMI SCRII MIE PE PARTITIA NTFS ?? (15:34:51) Skee: am captive-ntfs (15:34:56) veepar: translate (15:35:02) Skee: "pot" (15:35:07) veepar: better ¶ (17:00:01) Skee: da, hm, fara implicatiile dogmatice :D (17:00:05) veepar: of course :) (17:00:25) veepar: (moaaama ce limbaj ne-am tras dom'le...auzi tu "dogmatice") (17:00:27) veepar: :) (17:00:42) Skee: blow me wench (17:00:52) veepar: blow yourself wench :) (17:01:09) Skee: trebuia sa zici "now that's the Skee we know and hate!" (17:01:22) veepar: I don't hate you (17:01:36) Skee: hey hey, x-nay on the a-gay (17:01:40) veepar: I wuv you my widdle sadistic bastard (17:01:47) veepar: bahaha (17:02:16) veepar: voiam sa zic bunny wabbit dar...err...you're not small, you're not cute, you're not even...cuddly ¶ (16:03:08) Skee: chiar nu intelegi ce vreau sa spun sau nu ai ceva mai inteligent de zis? (16:03:25) veepar: oh stfu... ¶ (17:55:18) veepar:   ! (17:55:28) Skee: Trillian! (17:55:36) veepar: muie ! (17:55:41) Skee: exact (17:55:43) veepar: ai uitat cuvantul muie (17:55:43) Skee: muie trillian (17:55:44) veepar: :) ¶ (18:13:47) veepar: wait... (18:13:52) veepar: 3d...boobies ? ¶ (22:00:47) Skee: ph34r my nbsps (22:00:51) veepar: I do (22:00:54) veepar: believe me, I do ¶ (20:44:34) Skee: meep meep (20:44:59) veepar: and a bottle of rhum !...err...wrong song ¶ (20:46:55) Skee: dude, i'm not 8 any more (20:47:01) Skee: ...however unlikely that might seem ¶ (20:58:11) veepar: you wanted something ? (20:58:17) Skee: no sirree (20:58:20) Skee: just saying hi (20:58:24) veepar: oh (20:58:35) veepar: hi as in "hi suckah I got yo money" or just hi ? (20:58:42) Skee: former ¶ (21:05:12) veepar: I wuv dvd's (21:05:21) veepar: the speed is cool, the sound is low :D (21:23:51) Skee: teehee (21:23:59) veepar: wha (21:24:05) Skee: your thingie (21:24:11) Skee: wuvin dvdz (21:37:40) veepar: te-ai uitat la the incredibles ? (21:47:20) Skee: nu (21:47:40) veepar: poate (21:47:42) veepar: ba da ! (21:47:44) veepar: aaaaaaa (21:47:45) veepar: de fapt era nu ! (21:47:47) veepar: aaargh (21:47:55) veepar: wtf u talkin about (21:48:09) Skee: your thingie (21:48:18) Skee: watchin incredibles (21:48:18) veepar: oh (21:48:34) Skee: sometimes you really freak me out ¶ (18:33:09) Skee: ce pudici e romanii ¶ (18:58:42) veepar: dar aia cu marian ralea e lol de lol (ca sa zic asa) (18:59:27) Skee: (18:59:17) yosh: LOL DE LOL FRATEEEEEEEE FRATEEEEEEEE E LOL DE LOL SA-TI MOARA TIE !!! 8-| (18:59:38) Skee: hhh (19:00:02) veepar: i-ai dat paste la ce am zis eu ? (19:00:07) Skee: duh (19:00:46) veepar: puteam sa jur ca o sa obtin o reactie dinasta la "lol de lol" ¶ (19:04:29) veepar: 10gb ntfs for xp, 4.8 gb for leenucs, vreo 200+ mb for swap, restu fat32 for the fat bastards (19:04:56) Skee: fk j00 (19:05:16) veepar: fk j00rs3lf (19:05:44) veepar: fat bastards = movies, ISO (19:05:52) veepar: what did you think I meant ? (19:05:57) Skee: <-- (19:06:10) veepar: you're a fat fucker, not a fat bastard :p (19:06:35) Skee: both, actually (19:06:47) veepar: fat bastard fucker ? :)) (19:07:07) Skee: lol (19:07:11) Skee: fat fucking bastard ¶ (19:52:31) veepar: life sux ¶ (20:51:08) Skee: BA (20:51:15) Skee: pizda ma-tii ce ma enervezi ¶ (20:39:34) veepar: this is a bad day... (20:39:41) veepar: I fuck up my win partition (20:40:02) veepar: si vecinului la care as putea sa merg sa-mi repar hdd-ul...i-a murit bunicul acum 10 min... (20:40:10) veepar: yea... (20:40:17) Skee: heh (20:40:41) Skee: yeah, you really have it rough... his gramps just died, dude, i pity you. you have it soo rough (20:40:56) veepar: you forgot [/sarcasm] (20:41:07) Skee: ooh i'm not done yet :D ¶ (20:44:09) Skee: era o expresie despre ReiserFS care se aplica si la PartitionMagic (20:44:21) veepar: cei care nu au avut probleme vor avae (20:44:23) veepar: avae* (20:44:25) Skee: heh (20:44:25) veepar: avea* (20:44:26) veepar: geez (20:44:28) Skee: ieegzact ¶ (21:47:05) veepar: this is weird... (21:47:11) Skee: wha? (21:47:23) veepar: you're in a "doing something" mood and I'm in a "slouch all day" mood (21:47:46) Skee: a, nu, si eu sunt in "slouch all day" mood, that never changes (21:48:00) veepar: atunci de ce vrei sa iesi maine ? (21:48:00) Skee: dar uneori stiu ca trebuie sa mai fac si altceva, altfel devin un social retard (21:48:35) Skee: then again, hanging out with you guys will prolly turn me into a real retard ¶ (20:08:29) Skee: cum traduci asta: "suck my ballz you stinking asshumping mofo" ? (20:09:57) veepar: suge-mi oole futator de mame si cururi imputit (20:10:00) veepar: good enough ? (20:10:09) Skee: lol (20:10:18) veepar: merge si futator imputit de ... (20:10:20) veepar: :p ¶ (22:07:06) Skee: i figured out what i want to do with my life (22:07:21) Skee: ask me what (22:07:24) Skee: come on, ask me what! (22:07:33) veepar: lemme guess...it has something to do with lots of waking (22:07:43) veepar: (what ?) (22:07:43) Skee: waking... up in the morning? noway (22:07:50) veepar: waNking (22:07:53) Skee: i want to be a.... (22:07:59) Skee: ...(drama, suspense) (22:08:00) Skee: ... (22:08:00) veepar: millionaire ? (22:08:05) veepar: billionaire ? (22:08:06) Skee: stand-up comedian (22:08:10) veepar: gigolo ? (ahahahahahahahahha) (22:08:27) veepar: but skee (22:08:36) veepar: you are a stand-down comedian (22:08:43) Skee: lmao (22:08:48) Skee: ok, i'll be a sit-down comedian (22:09:07) Skee: as in "SIT THE FUCK DOWN! IF ANYBODY LEAVES BEFORE THE SHOW IS OVER, I'LL SHOOT YA!" ¶ (23:09:16) veepar: gottashavebathwanksleepbye (23:09:24) veepar: -wank, I'm not in the mood ¶ (23:07:02) Skee: m0ueh (23:07:22) veepar: idemeh ! (23:07:47) Skee: submount pwnz (23:08:19) veepar: you want me to what ?? ¶ (23:24:10) veepar: I just wet my panties because of the overwhelming excitement ¶ (21:31:14) Skee: hey, when i start caring, i'll let you know ¶ (22:13:54) Skee: mmm me got some admin work to do (22:14:07) Skee: thoroughly enjoyable (22:14:25) veepar: you readin porn too eh ? (22:14:41) Skee: no, i'm actually doing admin work (22:14:48) veepar: riiiiiight (22:14:51) veepar: si marmota invelea... ¶ (02:25:32) veepar: then my job here is done (02:25:38) veepar: downloadman...away ! ¶ (14:19:40) Skee: furthermore, you're very fast at coming here when I have something interesting (14:19:58) veepar: of course (14:19:59) Skee: but i have to convince you of getting over here when YOU have something interesting and I am bored (14:20:03) Skee: so... you suck (14:20:09) veepar: coincidence (14:20:12) Skee: aka... wait 3 weeks before coming (14:20:19) veepar: I just happened to be very busy at that time (14:20:38) Skee: and i just happen to be very jerkish at this time ¶ (16:20:51) veepar: don't you just hate Deja-Vu ? (16:21:10) Skee: no, i actually enjoy it :) (16:21:23) Skee: i usually say "ah, superpowers" ¶ (16:25:20) veepar: that's a sign of intelligence (16:25:35) veepar: but it's just a sign :p ¶ (16:31:58) Skee: i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 (16:32:00) Skee: ... (16:32:03) veepar: 8 (16:32:35) Skee: congratulation, you just guessed your own IQ (16:33:09) veepar: multiplied by the number I'm thinking of now (16:33:18) veepar: between 18 and 20... (16:33:18) Skee: dude (16:33:21) Skee: "ass" is not a number (16:33:25) Skee: (twit) ¶ (16:44:03) Skee: i just coughed up a hairball (16:44:08) Skee: my own hair (16:44:16) Skee: and it wasn't even detached from my head! ¶ (17:13:12) veepar: FARE TEH NBPS ! (17:13:32) Skee: yarr, shiver me timbers! (17:13:46) Skee: apply suction to my rectum ¶ (02:29:10) veepar: (AutoReply) I'm busy but I'm here. Disturb only if important (02:29:15) Skee: it important (02:29:28) Skee: it r very important! (02:29:59) Skee: ok so you not want to come over tomorrow (02:30:07) Skee: to get futurama & lotsa other cool stuff (02:30:15) Skee: ok... i understand... this saddens I (02:30:37) Skee: i shall now reschedule tomorrow for something else (02:30:56) Skee: so reconsideration is ... what do you earthicans call it... beyond possibility (02:31:06) Skee: bite my shiny metal ass! (02:31:18) veepar: wha (02:31:34) veepar: la ce ora duda (02:31:41) veepar: ca-s cam bi-zi 2-morrow (02:32:19) Skee: it r being too late (02:32:26) veepar: oh, ok... (02:32:28) Skee: i have reissued timeframes for tomorrow (02:32:35) Skee: next open slot is ...uhmm... (02:32:40) Skee: *checks dayplanner* (02:32:50) Skee: march 14, 2014 [EDIT 2014-03-14 - WE DID IT!] ¶ (02:45:27) Skee: anything i eat either goes TO my ass or THRU my ass (02:45:32) Skee: so i just need to eat some metal (02:45:38) Skee: preferably pre-shiny ¶ (14:30:06) Skee: hei daca vrei sa-mi faci o vizita, i'm free for the rest of the day (14:30:44) veepar: whaaaaa (14:30:46) veepar: are you NUTS ? (14:30:53) Skee: what? (14:31:02) veepar: de ce te gasesti mereu sa ma inviti pe vreme ca ASTA ? (14:31:14) Skee: rain makes me feel lonely :( (14:31:17) Skee: lmao ¶ (14:40:58) veepar: e diferit openBSD de linux ? (14:41:03) Skee: yep (14:41:08) veepar: foarte ? (14:41:22) Skee: pentru tine, nu e deloc diferit. oricum nu intelegi nici unu din ele :D ¶ (16:17:53) veepar: you're just gonna have to settle for me I guess (16:18:00) Skee: oh yay (16:18:03) Skee: *farts* (16:18:09) Skee: (it's all this excitement) (16:18:13) veepar: *smells* *faints* ¶ (20:39:46) veepar: e asa greu de pus QOS ? (20:40:10) Skee: pentru tine nu e deloc greu (20:40:16) veepar: ... (20:40:19) Skee: ma futi pe mine la cap pana pun eu ¶ (14:57:47) Skee: i'm not doing it (14:57:50) veepar: *puppy eyes* pleaaaaaaase ? (14:58:40) Skee: puppy eyes my ballz, you skinny bastard (14:59:05) veepar: you fat, unimpressable bastard ¶ (01:10:28) veepar: fucking old bios nu stia sa booteze de pe o partitie mare (01:10:57) Skee: i-ai facut partitie separata de boot? (01:11:07) veepar: acum da (01:11:27) Skee: that was... uncannily smart of you ¶ (20:42:58) veepar: bingo (20:43:00) veepar: gud lad (20:43:12) veepar: your alcohol drenched mind still works (20:43:13) veepar: weeeee (20:43:24) Skee: bite my shiny metal ass (20:43:30) veepar: you'd make a good designated driver :) ¶ (20:53:16) veepar: omg (20:53:25) veepar: michael jackson pe europa fm (20:53:32) veepar: MICHAEEEEEL ! (20:53:37) Skee: lmao (20:53:40) veepar: maicaaaaaaal ! (20:53:41) Skee: do the moonwalk! (20:53:54) veepar: just did ¶ (21:07:26) Skee: brb, gotta go shut door in colindatori's face (21:07:33) veepar: haha (21:07:37) veepar: kick them in the shins (21:07:40) veepar: from me (21:08:22) Skee: "primiti cu coilingu" "NU" ¶ (22:53:42) Skee: alcoolul are efecte ciudate (22:53:55) Skee: brings you up then slams you onto the sidewalk ¶ (00:28:28) veepar: don't rape my server pls (00:28:45) Skee: ofc not (00:29:19) veepar: "ofc not" *push* *push* *squish* squish* *aaaaaagh* ¶ (22:15:02) veepar: check out the full moon man (22:15:14) veepar: (and call me when you get back to human form) ¶ (22:30:06) Skee: i just collect games, i don't actually play them (22:30:28) veepar: oh so you like to watch people have sex, you don't actually do it yourself (22:30:42) Skee: it's called pr0n, mofo ¶ (15:53:08) veepar: si nu ma lua pe mine cu bade ca n-am pazit caprele impreuna :) (15:53:23) Skee: i guarded you and you guarded me (15:53:28) Skee: so i DID guard the goat ¶ (16:55:26) veepar: hmm (16:55:29) Skee: pls fk off now kthxbye (16:55:34) veepar: hf (16:56:06) veepar: brb (16:56:11) Skee: WTF (16:56:13) Skee: GO AWAY (16:56:17) Skee: DON'T TALK TO ME. (16:56:18) veepar: sorryyyyy (16:56:19) veepar: reflex ¶ (22:46:59) Skee: i'm gonna go overclock my CPU (22:47:17) veepar: why ? (22:47:24) Skee: because i can (22:47:35) Skee: si because acum am memorii DDR400 care merg ca DDR333 (22:48:06) veepar: have a blast then :) (22:48:21) veepar: and I mean that quite literally ;) ¶ (23:20:04) Skee: am 1337 MB de 2 Stupid Dogs :D ¶ (23:36:48) Skee: ok ok ok my LAN rulz (23:37:43) Skee: de obicei pe vypress sunt topicuri de genul "CS 1.5 pe de_dust la .120.18. intrati, e facut" sau "haideti la MOHAA pe .118.65" or whatever (23:37:46) veepar: why ? :) (23:38:09) Skee: ni ce topic e acu: 'Bataie cu bulgari in fata la 118. Intrati e facut!!!' ¶ (00:40:03) veepar: you been living on the moon son ? (00:40:15) Skee: no, just abstaining from giving a fuck ¶ (22:26:15) veepar: I'm back (22:26:20) Skee: oh joy (22:26:38) veepar: I can imagine how you're getting out of your chair and jumping around... (22:26:52) Skee: zaclee ¶ (03:21:49) Skee: what should i download next? (03:21:58) veepar: gay pr0n (03:22:04) veepar: or midget orgies (03:22:06) Skee: i mean for me (03:22:13) Skee: cos you ain't comin around too soon ¶ (03:46:17) Skee: there is no spoon (03:46:31) veepar: there MAY BE a spoon ¶ (00:50:26) Skee: dix & ballz (00:50:35) veepar: hobo jizz ¶ (01:05:46) Skee: ai vazut linku ala? (01:05:52) Skee: nice shots, rite? :D (01:05:53) veepar: asta fac (01:05:54) veepar: ma uit la poze (01:06:15) veepar: that is SO gay (01:06:20) veepar: even for a game... (01:06:34) Skee: i'm getting it (01:06:36) Skee: looks fun :D (01:06:41) veepar: it's gayer than both the gay pimp video and the enterthejizzle documentary (01:06:46) veepar: which had BUTTWARZ in it (01:07:10) Skee: doubtful (01:07:16) Skee: e doar colourful ¶ (04:07:14) veepar: do you know WHY asians are weird ? (04:07:26) veepar: because when I watch anime I expect it to be non-real (04:07:28) veepar: fantasy (04:07:33) veepar: imaginary characters (04:07:34) Skee: cos they have small dix (04:07:53) veepar: I think "noone can be that shy" or "noone can be that obsessed" (04:08:02) veepar: and yet every asian I see fits in one anime pattern (04:08:07) veepar: it's mindboggling (04:08:34) Skee: yeah, that and the fact that they have small dix ¶ (04:22:19) Skee: ok (04:22:22) Skee: pijama - check (04:22:28) Skee: somnolenta - check (04:22:38) veepar: nb ? (04:22:40) Skee: cel putin 12 ore in care nu e nimic de facut - check (04:22:45) Skee: chef sa dorm - NOT check ¶ (23:34:11) Skee: apparently i have a mind for perversity (23:34:22) veepar: don't we all ? (23:34:55) veepar: well...not as much as you, but still.. ¶ (03:16:06) veepar: Even porcupines masturbate! (03:16:12) Skee: ...ok ¶ (23:17:01) Skee: u sux ass mit polonic (23:20:08) veepar: nu poti sa SUGI cu un polonic (23:21:02) Skee: poti sa SUGI CURU cu un POLONIC INFIPT in propriu-ti CUR (23:22:44) veepar: ... (23:22:47) veepar: that was uncalled for ¶ (01:51:07) veepar: I don't usually scream around here "I need pussy" although I do (01:51:14) Skee: yes you do (01:51:17) Skee: oh (01:51:18) Skee: no (01:51:19) Skee: wait (01:51:20) Skee: that was me ¶ (01:55:12) veepar: daca n-as fi asa de airheaded, fucked up sleep program&life&all I'd get a gf (01:55:39) Skee: not likely (01:55:57) Skee: you're weird. you'd at most get a fuckbuddy ¶ (01:57:09) Skee: la varsta ta ar trebui sa incepi sa te gandesti la MARRIAGE (01:57:12) Skee: CHILDREN (01:57:21) veepar: right (01:57:23) veepar: sure (01:57:25) Skee: little SCViper Juniors (01:57:33) veepar: I'm so mature I think of that all the time (01:57:40) Skee: "hey daddy." "what son?" "i wanna FUCK!" ¶ (02:00:06) Skee: i think my milk bottle is about to come (02:00:11) Skee: or rather, cum (02:00:15) veepar: man ! (02:00:17) veepar: gross ! (02:00:19) Skee: it's going hisssss fsssssss (02:00:22) Skee: no dude (02:00:27) Skee: sticla de plastic (02:00:31) Skee: cu iaurt slash lapte batut (02:00:36) Skee: fâsâie la dop ¶ (02:01:04) Skee: dude you crack me up sometimes (02:01:17) veepar: :) (02:01:42) veepar: if I wouldn't crack you up ocasinally you most probably wouldn't talk to me anymore (02:01:53) Skee: true, true ¶ (02:16:01) veepar: problem is I'm the "good father" "loves children" kinda guy (02:16:04) veepar: and that's a problem (02:16:12) Skee: yes i love children too (02:16:16) Skee: i really really love them (02:16:26) Skee: with a bit of pepper & ketchup (02:16:26) veepar: I know you're a pedo (02:16:30) Skee: hahah (02:16:44) Skee: doua minti, una mai perversa ca cealalta :D ¶ (02:47:23) Skee: de fapt mi-e rusine (02:47:31) Skee: given that i'm not all that handsome (02:47:41) veepar: *cough* *cough* *gasp* (02:47:42) Skee: "beached whale" to paraphrase (02:47:44) veepar: *cough* (02:47:48) veepar: *hahahaaahhahaha* (02:47:53) veepar: mircea rusinat (02:47:55) veepar: LOOOOOOL (02:47:59) Skee: stfu (02:48:01) veepar: you know that's new :) (02:48:03) Skee: now i'm blushing (02:48:10) Skee: adica sunt rosu la fata (02:48:14) Skee: desi s-ar putea sa fie de la râs :D (02:48:29) veepar: cmon man, nu te-am vazut niciodata macar MIMAND rusinea :) (02:48:36) Skee: *farts* (02:48:39) Skee: what you say? ¶ (02:54:38) veepar: it's funny, every time you start to give me any ideas that you MIGHT have some feelings, you correct it very fast :) ¶ (03:03:38) Skee: i like missionary dude (03:03:45) Skee: i like to see her squirm :D (03:04:10) Skee: and if i don't have to hold on, it's ok with me :D (03:04:41) veepar: oddly, I like doggy stiyle (03:04:44) Skee: desi de obicei trebuie sa ma tin de pat or whatever (03:04:52) Skee: being a beached whale & all (03:04:54) veepar: dude (03:05:00) veepar: yo should be on the bottom (03:05:13) veepar: you know, making NOT SQUASHING her your priority :) ¶ (03:08:36) Skee: dar, cum zice topicul pe #go (03:08:38) Skee: The topic is '[00:51:05] <@Skee> i'm not fat, i'm just full of shit!' ¶ (03:14:02) Skee: cum zicea Chris Rock in videoclipu de la No Sex in the Champagne Room (03:14:12) Skee: "Scorpio... you're gonna die... FUCKING" (03:14:21) Skee: and i'm like w00t! ¶ (03:17:53) veepar: one word of warning (03:18:01) veepar: Sacred SUGE la poveste si filme (03:18:04) veepar: horrible... (03:18:05) Skee: ah (03:18:09) Skee: credeam ca "don't do drugs" ¶ (00:04:55) Skee: can't you make such a commitment (00:05:01) Skee: ? (00:05:38) veepar: co-mmi-tment ? (00:05:53) Skee: er... yeah? (00:06:54) Skee: actually com·mit·ment (00:07:12) veepar: actually co-mmi-tm-ent ? (00:07:30) veepar: as in "never heard of the word :D" (00:07:39) Skee: ok suck a duck ¶ (21:40:03) veepar: voiam sa te rog ceva (21:40:32) Skee: i like the tense you're using ¶ (01:39:33) veepăr: fost la film, intors acum (01:39:39) Skee: orite (01:39:43) Skee: ce film? (01:40:05) veepăr: pirates of the bla bla (01:40:12) Skee: si a fost bla bla? (01:40:17) veepăr: yep ¶ (23:10:43) veepăr: so mircilix ce-ai mai facut ? (23:10:54) Skee: laba (23:10:55) Skee: zilnic (23:10:57) veepăr: in afara de (23:11:00) Skee: uneori de mai multe ori pe zi (23:11:11) Skee: nou record, laba de 5 ore (23:11:11) veepăr: yea, virile bastard ¶ (00:36:42) Skee: ca nu mai stiu cand am vorbit ultima data (00:36:55) veepăr: :D (00:36:57) veepăr: oh well :) (00:37:40) Skee: asa (00:37:49) Skee: ultima data am vorbit inainte sa plec eu a treia oara la mare :D (00:37:55) Skee: soo (00:37:58) veepăr: I so fucking hate you... ¶ (01:20:07) veepăr: how's the love life mir ? :) (01:20:14) Skee: the what now? (01:20:53) veepăr: ok, we cleared that up... ¶ (20:59:28) Skee: either that or i'll pay you in dirty underwear (20:59:38) veepăr: as long as it (20:59:48) veepăr: it's not men's underwear (21:00:09) Skee: lol you has apostrophe problems (21:00:15) Skee: enter key too long? new keyboard? (21:00:24) Skee: FAT FINGER SYNDROME? (21:00:30) Skee: it might be bad anal hygiene (21:00:34) Skee: from all the FISTING (21:00:41) veepăr: comfy typing syndrome (21:01:00) Skee: meh, there you go (21:01:06) Skee: perfectly fine insult, all messed up (21:01:20) Skee: great going, vee! (21:01:29) Skee: *discontent puff* (21:01:35) veepăr: :p (21:01:47) Skee: ok so (21:01:48) veepăr: oh wait (21:01:54) Skee: what (21:01:56) veepăr: n-am vazut partea cu anal and fisting :)) (21:02:09) Skee: what, COMFY READING NOW TOO? ¶ (21:03:18) veepăr: momentan wow owns my life (21:03:35) Skee: lvl60 mohawk nigger? (21:03:47) veepăr: lvl 70 mohawk nigger (21:04:02) Skee: oooh +4 buttrape range, niiiice (21:04:06) veepăr: yep (21:04:18) veepăr: my buttrape is feared all across the server ¶ (21:13:45) Skee: desi eu trebuie sa ma declar dezamagit (21:14:08) Skee: my role model of clean living (and also the butt of many of my jokes), now swept from his throne (21:14:18) Skee: lying in dirt (21:14:18) veepăr: nah (21:14:21) Skee: squirming in the mud (21:14:24) Skee: begging for scraps (21:14:30) Skee: begging (21:14:31) veepăr: I was addicted to wanking before, so nothing new there :p (21:14:37) Skee: lmao (21:14:44) veepăr: and I'm not begging for scraps, I have the whole thing :D (21:15:02) Skee: it was a metaphor for how much i hate you ¶ (21:17:03) veepăr: soooo (21:17:04) veepăr: do tell (21:17:10) veepăr: what have you been doing lately ? (21:17:11) Skee: showing feelings of an almost human nature (21:17:17) Skee: lol ce s-a potrivit ¶ (21:37:49) Skee: juma de stilnox ma convinge sa ma culc chiar si cand nu m-as fi culcat ca mai puteam sa mai stau (21:38:33) veepăr: iti dau reteta daca vrei... (21:40:17) Skee: HA HA (21:40:22) Skee: YOU JUST BECAME MY DRUG DEALER (21:40:35) veepăr: you see the irony in this right ? (21:40:40) veepăr: because if I'm your drug dealer (21:40:47) veepăr: you're almost literally my bitch... (21:40:56) Skee: if you call me your crackwhore i'm gonna crack your skull (21:41:00) veepăr: you're the crack whore :D (21:41:07) veepăr: ahahaha gand la gand :D (21:41:08) Skee: that's it, where's the two-by-four ¶ (4 ani dupa quote-ul http://tazenda.pluto.ro/vq/?qid=16) (21:46:55) Skee: parca am vorbi de ceva serial din anii '80 (21:48:32) ***Skee is now known as comic book guy (21:48:49) Skee: oh and remember that episode where captain kirk (21:48:52) Skee: told the alien babe (21:48:58) Skee: that mandrake 10.1 was out? (21:49:05) veepăr: :p (21:49:08) Skee: and then the alien babe asked captain kirk what the difference was? (21:49:18) Skee: and kirk got all pouty and said "well, 0.1" (21:49:31) Skee: and then captain kirk proceeded to ravage the alien babe? (21:49:58) Skee: ¶ (21:51:02) Skee: cred ca e o apotema descentrata (21:51:13) veepăr: screw you're math (21:51:17) veepăr: your* (21:51:22) Skee: OUCH MY RETINAS (21:51:29) veepăr: yes I know (21:51:46) Skee: and they said waterboarding was torture (21:51:59) Skee: they've never known the horror of having a friend turn MORON ¶ (21:54:47) veepăr: I am not ashamed of my arabic heritage! (21:54:58) veepăr: I keel you! (21:55:02) Skee: that's the whole thing (21:55:21) Skee: you're about as arabic as azns are born in asia (21:55:38) Skee: or wapanese have insular parents (21:55:43) Skee: you're a WANNABE (21:55:50) Skee: you're a ... a warabic (21:56:04) Skee: no (21:56:11) Skee: that sounds too much like war (21:56:17) Skee: you're a flarabic (21:56:35) Skee: fl being the interjection i make when i stick my tongue out and go (21:56:42) Skee: PHFHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! ¶ (21:55:51) veepăr: I KEEL YOUUUUU! (21:56:20) veepăr: umm... (21:56:32) veepăr: nu te-ai uitat la Jeff Dunham vreodata ? (21:57:04) Skee: ba da, ba da, but that reference has been done TO DEATH (21:57:11) veepăr: not with you (21:57:14) Skee: i mean, you can walk down the street and if you listen closely (21:57:25) Skee: you'll hear random retards go "I KEEL YUO!" ¶ (22:00:01) Skee: i shall ask, and you will answer. (22:00:29) veepăr: I'm the cure and you're the cancer? (22:00:36) veepăr: (are we doing rhymes now?) (22:00:42) Skee: I? I am a monument to all your sins (22:01:06) veepăr: I'm doing voodoo with tons of pins (22:01:45) Skee: eh, erau halo quotes astea (22:01:53) veepăr: cute (22:02:00) veepăr: mine are original :D ¶ (22:05:10) veepăr: aww, look at the cute emo bunny! (22:05:32) veepăr: (sorry, emo is kinda rough :D) (22:05:51) Skee: oh THAT's it (22:05:55) Skee: i'm bringing out the big guns ¶ (22:06:09) Skee: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies and gentlemen (22:06:12) Skee: please welcome (22:06:16) Skee: straight from the WWF (22:06:33) Skee: wearing the champion's belt after having defeated the Masked Masked-Man (22:06:38) veepăr: wwf ? (22:06:50) Skee: idk, mimez ceva wrestiling announcer (22:06:59) Skee: wwf = worldwide fuckers pentru scopurile locale (22:07:05) veepăr: nice (22:07:07) veepăr: go on (22:07:09) Skee: put your hands together for.... (22:07:11) Skee: EDGAR (22:07:12) Skee: ALLAN (22:07:14) Skee: POEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (22:07:32) Skee: the big guns :D ¶ (22:10:02) veepăr: e mai nasol decat bacovia ? (22:10:13) Skee: ha (22:10:23) Skee: plumb, plumb, plumb, sa ti-l bag in vena (22:10:31) Skee: heavy metal poisoning is the BEST way to die (22:10:34) veepăr: :)) (22:10:35) Skee: *cranks up the Maiden* ¶ (22:18:03) Skee: ulciorul nu merge de multe ori la apa (22:18:10) veepăr: also, I love the word "nevermore" so I shall be using it more often (22:18:11) Skee: plus ca as fi mult mai tentat sa te contrazic (22:18:18) veepăr: nevermore! (22:18:20) Skee: go for it (22:18:24) Skee: lol (22:18:26) veepăr: nevermore... (22:18:31) veepăr: gata mi s-a taiat cu nevermore :D (22:18:35) Skee: HAHAHA ¶ (22:27:50) Skee: i think that i shall never see (22:27:56) Skee: a tree as pretty as a booze (22:28:00) Skee: wait i did that wrong somehow (22:30:56) Skee: i think that i shall ne'er see a treefrog perched up on a tree (22:31:05) Skee: cos there aren't any treefrogs around where i live ¶ (22:31:50) Skee: te-ai culcat, ai plecat sau te-ai apucat de wow? (22:44:42) veepăr: wow (22:44:45) veepăr: back (22:44:53) Skee: exactly my reaction (22:44:58) Skee: "wow, he's actually back" ¶ (22:49:55) veepăr: bbiab (22:50:06) Skee: go grind (22:50:18) Skee: aggro some foxtrots and gank some xp (22:50:24) Skee: or whatever... (22:53:06) veepăr: phew (22:53:16) veepăr: mi-era teama ca ai idee despre ce vorbesti :D